You're only a true Velvet Goldmine fanatic if...

You suffer from all the signs of obsession

You've read The Picture of Dorian Gray

You know who Danny Nutt is

You watch it daily (at least)

You wear glitter eye-make-up and/or black nail polish

You know all of Brian's moves to The Ballad of Maxwell Demon by heart

You know the soundtrack in order and the artists who sing them